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Question from Ngor: Will you agree to bear a child for a man for $20 million?

Ngor: Wa biang eh, of course I’ll do it. $20 million leh!

Me: Need intercourse or not?

Ngor: Abberden.

Me: Yee, don’t want la.

Aun: OK! Hmm.. maybe not. Later feel guilty for the rest of my life.

Birdie: Of course I’m ok la! Can feel shiok and get money at the same time.

HK: Is the man handsome? Think no la.. If my husband says ok i’ll box him.

Me: HK already has $20 million la! Don’t need to do this.

OHK: If the man marries me then ok. If can conceive using clinical methods I’m ok too.

Ngor: Wa biang eh.. of course must do it physically la.

OHK: Hello, you think just do one time enough meh?

Aun: Just close your eyes and it will be over!

Me: WAHAHAHA!